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Chili pilihan/ idaman Dara & mak janda. Hati-hati semasa potong! Di Tanggung Halal---Chilly sunat (malay name) Hot Stuff Mother Nature must be playing a prank on mankind (and womankind as well) when such extraordinary vegetables appear. These are actual peppers from a garden. They are called 'Peter Peppers'.. The world’s most offensive-looking plant

U definately will have a good laugh if u can understand hokkien.... Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently .... Apek:Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka? Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo... Apek: err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem.. Ali: Apa problem? Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aah... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ... Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo... Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka? Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut.. Apek: err.... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5?? Ali: woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa.. Apek: Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.. Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers). Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu t

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Dear Tarja, It’s time to choose whether the story of Nightwish ends here or whether it will still continue an undetermined period of time. We’ve been working with this creation for 9 years and we are not ready to give up yet. Nightwish is a way of life, something to live for, and we’re certain we can’t let it go. Equally certain is the fact that we cannot go on with you and Marcelo any longer. During the last year something sad happened, which I’ve been going over in my head every single day, morning and night. Your attitude and behavior don’t go with Nightwish anymore. There are characteristics I would never have believed to see in my old dear friend. People who don’t talk with each other for a year do not belong in the same band. We are involved in an industry where the business-side of things is a necessary evil and something to worry about all the time. We are also a band which has always done music from the heart, because of friendship and the music itself. The mental satisfactio